Constable on the Hill Page 2

  I gave them a tip, said farewell until next time and watched them take the lorry away from the house. I was left with two broken gates and three children who couldn’t wait to get onto the road. Until now, the lorry’s front end had effectively blocked this exit, but I managed to stand up the gates by propping them against old packing cases, then Mary and I set about the massive task of putting the house straight.

  We were allowed one day off duty before a removal, a day for the removal and one day off duty afterwards. That’s all – after that, it was work as normal. By half-past-five, the children were beyond themselves with fatigue and hunger, so Mary made us a meal. We bathed them and plonked them into their beds, thankful that they, at least, were no longer a liability.

  Then we turned our attention to the packing cases and began the long task of finding somewhere to put everything. We turned in just after midnight, completely exhausted and the children woke us next morning at six. We struggled, aching, from our beds and began another long day’s work. The tasks seemed without end, but several villagers telephoned during the day, just to welcome us. I had no idea who they were. All of them said, “Welcome,” and all said, “We’ll be meeting you soon.” It helped us through that tiring day. No one acknowledged leaving the cabbage, the pigeons or the hare, but already I began to feel at home. It did not take too long to make the house habitable, and besides, county policemen of those times never unpacked everything, in case they were soon on the move.

  Like those men, I maintained a useful collection of empty and half-full tea-chests which I lodged in garages and attics. Sometimes, we received only one week’s notice of a removal to a new station, sometimes less, therefore we remained ready for instant exit. Happily, things have changed but at that time, I decided to position my tea-chests in the office.

  The phone rang during the late afternoon of that first day, and a voice said,

  “Rhea?”

  “Yes?” I answered.

  “Sergeant Blaketon here. I’m your section sergeant. I’m at Ashfordly. You’re on at nine in the morning. Spend the first hour in your own office, finding things. Check the inventory. Then get the bike out and come down here. Be here before half-past-ten. Right?”

  “Yes, Sergeant,” I heard myself say, and the phone died.

  He didn’t ask if I could ride the official motor-cycle and I didn’t know either, so I went into the garage to examine it. There was plenty of room for my car and the bike. It was a Francis Barnett two-stroke with a windscreen at the front and a radio on the back. A tall, flexible aerial protruded from the rear, like an upright tail, and the speaker was fixed to the handlebars, just above the tank. The entire machine was black and very clean, so I sat astride. I shook it and found it was full of petrol, kicked the starter and it burst immediately into life in the confines of the garage. I chugged outside, did a shaky tour of the lawn much to the amusement of my family and returned it to its place in the garage. I had ridden a motor-cycle as a teenager but had rapidly decided on a car after Mary and I ploughed through a hedge on our old machine. That incident put me off work for eight weeks.

  But now I must ride again. On a summer’s day, it would be very pleasant and I was looking forward to it. My gear was in the office, including a crash helmet of the correct size. Waterproof leggings and several coats completed the outfit, all sent along ahead of me by our efficient Clothing Department. I wondered how it would feel to ride a motor-cycle in police uniform. There’s a certain difference between roaring along on one’s own machine at the age of nineteen and steering a police motor-cycle about its legitimate business. I would soon know that difference.

  At seven the following morning, the children earned their keep by waking us, and I dressed and shaved. I put on a smart uniform and breakfasted, then went into my little office well before eight-thirty. I searched the drawers of the desk and found a mileage book for the motor-cycle. This had to be completed after every journey and after every filling of the petrol tank. I found the inventory for the house and office, checked it and found everything there. Also in the office were files of offence reports, the work of my predecessor, files full of circulars bearing details of unsolved local and national crimes, and masses of other papers. There were leaflets about warble fly, anthrax and foul pest, about firearms and vehicle accidents, about Colorado beetles and police dances. And there was the Beat Report.

  This was a most useful compilation, for it was an encyclopaedia of information appertaining to that beat. It provided me with the names of people like doctors, vets, RSPCA officials, Water Board officials, Gas Board and electrical wizards. It told me who to trust and who to watch; it named local villains and ne’er-do-wells; it had phone numbers of important institutions like the garages and pubs, and it listed churches, schools, experts on sundry things and a whole host of other useful material.

  As I browsed through its pages, the phone rang.

  “P.C. Rhea,” I answered, somewhat nervously, for this could be my first job, my first piece of live duty.

  “It’s Alwyn Foxton down at Ashfordly,” came the voice. “Pleased to make your acquaintance. You’re coming in, Serge tells me, to have a look around this office?”

  “Yes, about half-ten.”

  “There’s a lot of messages for you,” he said. “Routine stuff – stolen vehicles, wanted and missing persons, house-breakings and larcenies. That sort of thing. Nothing urgent.”

  “I’ll pick it up when I get in, eh?”

  “Fine. See you then.”

  And he rang off.

  From this point, I knew I was doing real police work. After spending the past four years in an office, working with filing systems, accounts and housing problems, it was refreshing and exciting to return to real police work. Out here on one’s own, there was no knowing what lay around the corner, no idea what was going to happen during the next day, next hour or even next minute. I was on duty twenty-four hours a day, although I worked a basic eight hours per day. That did not prevent me from being knocked out of bed at any time to deal with anything, even on my official day off. But that kind of life has its compensations, like freedom to patrol the beat as one wishes, freedom to mix with the people of the area and freedom to make one’s own decisions, plus the thrill of finding cabbages on door knobs.

  By ten o’clock, I had found my way around the office and had discovered the whereabouts of everything I needed. I found the switch for the heater, the key for the office door and the piece of chalk that every policeman carried in those days. It was used to mark the position of car wheels on the road surface when dealing with traffic accidents; it meant the cars could be moved before measurements were taken and so avoid congestion. I popped the chalk into my pocket, found a roll-up ruler too, had a cup of coffee and sallied forth into Ashfordly, four miles away.

  I drove very steadily, the Francis Barnett wobbling alarmingly from time to time, and I forgot to switch on the police radio. But I got to Ashfordly without mishap and found the police station. I had to ask the way – I felt something of a fool, sitting on a police motor-cycle in full uniform, asking a little old lady the way to the police station. She told, but her eyes told of her alarm. She would tell a good tale over coffee that morning.

  Ashfordly Police Station is a beautiful building. It is built of good-quality brick, and stands solidly on one of the nicer streets, just off the centre of this busy market town. Attached to each end of the office there is a police house, one being occupied by Sergeant Blaketon and the other by the senior constable, in this case Alwyn Foxton. In front of the station is an attractive garden, tidily kept by the sergeant or anyone else detailed to do so, while inside the place is immaculate. A daily cleaner pops in to do the brasses, to dust and polish and consequently the place reeks of polish and shines with the brilliance of a well-kept fire-engine. Police cleaning ladies are inordinately proud of their own buildings.

  There is one garage and it was occupied by the official car, a neat black Ford Anglia. The place hummed with clean
-cut efficiency.

  I must admit that I trembled with anticipation as I walked along the path towards the front door. I had parked the motor-bike beside a convenient wall and entered to smell the cleanliness. I found a grey-haired policeman leaning on the counter, waiting for me with his red and jolly face.

  “Alwyn Foxton,” he extended a hand.

  “Nicholas Rhea,” I shook his hand.

  “Sergeant Blaketon had to go out,” he told me. “He won’t be long. Take those leggings and things off, and I’ll show you round. Not that there’s much to see.”

  In fact, there was very little to see. To the left of the door was the tiny public office with a long wooden counter running from the inside of that door. To the right, was the sergeant’s office. Alwyn explained there were two sergeants – Charlie Bairstow who was enjoying a day off and who lived at Brantsford, and Oscar Blaketon now on duty and somewhere in town. Bairstow was easy-going, he told me, while Blaketon stuck to the rules. I would meet them both in due course and make my own judgements.

  The office contained bound copies of the Criminal Law Review, the Justice of the Peace, and some very ancient police law books. There was little else, save the weekly duty sheets. The duty sheet showed me as ‘rural beat’ for tomorrow and the following day, with a late route from 7 pm until 11 pm the day after that.

  Alwyn showed me the Found Property register, the Lost Property register, the return of licensing premises, the return of explosives stores, bookmakers’ shops, telephone calls register, postage book, the list of keyholders of places like banks and shops, and the names of local contacts. I would, from time to time, be instructed to perform duty in this town, and based on this office, especially when there was a shortage of men due to leave or sickness. In any case, I was expected to pop in at least twice a week to keep myself updated with affairs in town. Actually, the town boasted a population of only 3,000 but for us folks on the moors, this was a considerable centre of activity.

  “Have we any cells?” I asked, thinking of prisoners.

  “Two,” Alwyn told me. “I’ll show you. In fact,” he went on, “the toilet is in one of the cells. We haven’t an official toilet here, so we all use the cells.”

  He led me into the tiny cell passage where were confronted by two massive, studded doors with huge keys and gigantic iron hinges. No. 1 cell was on the left.

  “Males in No. 1,” he said. “Females in No. 2.”

  He pushed open the door of No. 1 and revealed the carcase of a fallow deer. It was lying on the stone floor.

  “Killed in an accident with a milk lorry,” he said. “This morning, just out of town.”

  “What happens to it?” I asked.

  “We’ve an arrangement with a local hotel,” he said.

  “Arrangement?” I asked, wondering what sort of arrangement it could be.

  “Oh, it’s all above board,” he smiled. “The deer about us, in the hills and forests, belong to the local estate, and his Lordship wants all those killed like this to be sent to the King’s Head. He owns that hotel, by the way. When we’ve one brought in, we ring the hotel and the manager arranges collection. The estate gives us a useful donation for the Police Widows’ Pension Fund. Deer are not reportable road accidents, as you know, but we take them in because too many bloody motorists insist on fetching them here. We get about two a week.”

  The deer’s head, damaged on one side, lay on a piece of newspaper which absorbed the blood. There was the traditional wooden bed, boxed in all around, and a toilet in the corner. Nothing else furnished the place.

  “Ladies in here,” he said, throwing open the door of No. 2. This one was full of chrysanthemums. They stood around on the bed, the floor, on a board on top of the toilet basin, and on shelves which stood loosely against the walls. They were in all colours, shapes and sizes, and they were beautiful.

  “Mine,” said Alwyn, proudly. “That’s ideal for them, especially when it’s very hot outside. Lovely and cool in there. I grow them for showing, you know. Get prizes all over. Lovely flowers, eh?”

  “Marvellous,” I agreed, having never seen such a wealth of colour in a police cell. “But what happens if you arrest somebody? Where do you put your prisoners?”

  “Arrest?” he sounded horrified. “We don’t arrest people here!”

  Two

  Having made contact with my colleagues at Ashfordly Police Station, one of my first duties was to acquaint myself with the public of Aidensfield and the residents of the surrounding villages which formed my beat. These were country folk, down-to-earth people whose ancestors had occupied these moors for generations and who had a built-in suspicion of strangers. This was coupled with a bluntness that was typically Yorkshire and yet it hinted at absolute honesty and integrity. Being moor folk, they also possessed a natural hardiness and a desire never to tangle with newcomers to the area. They called newcomers “off cum’d ’uns”.

  I was conscious of this because I had been nurtured in such a village at the other side of the moors and was reminded of a policeman colleague who was posted to a remote village in the depths of the North Yorkshire moors. Some weeks after his arrival, he was walking through Whemmelby when a man hailed him. The other was a retired gentleman, judging by his appearance, for he had grey hair, a somewhat stooping stance and a terrier on a lead.

  “Are you the new policeman?” he’d asked Les, conversationally.

  “I am,” Les had replied, smiling.

  “Well, you’ll have the devil’s own job with ’em round here,” the man had said. “I’ve lived in this village for over thirty years, and they still regard me as an outsider.”

  He wasn’t joking either. It was with this in my mind that I began my tour of inspection. It was a goodwill tour of my beat, my first and vitally important public relations exercise. It wasn’t easy finding an excuse to drop in on people who had no reason to know me and who weren’t accustomed to uniformed police officers calling unannounced at their homes. I was fortunate in having a reason for calling at Low Mires Farm, on the outskirts of Crampton. This was my very first port of call.

  I knocked on the door and a young woman answered; her pretty face wore that haunted look that people acquire when they open the door and find a policeman standing there. Has someone died, or are we in trouble? I smiled in the hope it would lessen the tension, removed my cap and said, “I’ve come about Mr Bradshaw’s firearm certificate. It’s due for renewal.”

  The girl looked me up and down, nodded and shouted, “Father!”, and vanished inside, leaving me standing on the doorstep. After a long, silent wait, a tall gaunt man appeared. He must have been in his late sixties and wore carpet slippers which scuffed the sandstone passage as he walked. He used the walls as supports along his short journey and his face bore a day’s white whiskers but his brown eyes were alive and intelligent, the only bright spot in his weathered appearance.

  “And who might thoo be, lad?” He leaned against the door pillar, slightly out of breath. He studied me carefully, those brown eyes ranging the full length of my build.

  “The new policeman, P.C. Rhea,” I informed him. “I moved into the police house at Aidensfield a couple of days ago.”

  “Oh, aye?”

  “Yes, and I’ve come about this,” I waved the application form at him. “It’s your firearm certificate, it’s due for renewal.”

  “Aye, thoo’ll be reet. Thoo’ll be yan o’ them townies, eh? Sent oot here ti mak us country folks larn t’laws.”

  “Well, I …”

  “Thoo’ll have been in t’office, eh? A scholar mebbe? All book larning and syke? A young feller gahin up t’stee, heading for promotion, eh?” (Stee is the North Riding dialect word for ladder.)

  I had indeed been stationed in the Accounts Department of Force Headquarters at Northallerton, a small thriving market town, but for Mr Bradshaw, it seemed I was one of the dreaded townies, sent out here to harass him. I wondered if he thought I’d come from the south, too.

  “I’m just
a policeman,” I tried, wondering if they were all like this character. I was still on the doorstep and realised his daughter was watching me. She remained at the distant end of the long, dark passage playing with the apron she wore. “Shall we fill this form in?”

  “It’s nut oft I allows strangers inti my parlour,” he said, shaking his head solemnly. “We’ve nivver seen thoo afoore, lad. Nivver. Thoo’s a stranger in theease parts, thoo sees.”

  “I’m the village policeman.” I made another attempt to convince him I was honest and trustworthy, and ran a hand down my uniform to emphasise the point.

  “That’s mebbe so, but thoo’s still a stranger ti us. Ah reckons nowt ti strangers.”

  “All right,” I compromised. “We’ll stand here and fill it in.”

  I produced a pen from my tunic pocket and continued, “I’ll have to see your current certificate and your rifle. I’ve got to enter the number of it, and other details, in the renewal form. It’s your rifle I’m interested in, not shotguns.”

  “It seems ti be a lot of fuss about nowt,” he grumbled, eyeing me carefully. “Syke a lot of form-filling in as nivver was. Will thoo fill it in for me? My awd hands is a bit crammly wi’ t’rheumatics.”

  “Yes, of course,” I assured him. “That’s what I’m here for – to help you.”

  “Aye, but thoo’s new ti theease parts, and I’m nut yan for letting strange folks …”

  I tried another line of approach. For this, I relied heavily upon my own village upbringing. Having been brought up in the dialect of the North Yorkshire moors, I spoke it as my native tongue. I had learned to be ‘slape-tongued’ when I left for the outside world of Northallerton. I therefore looked at him, and then at the daughter who by this time had crept forward a few paces, still fiddling with her apron. I addressed them both.

  “Leeakster, maister, Ah’s nut ’ere ti be kept ootsahde, yakking ti thoo and thi dowter when there’s wark ti be deean. If thoo dissn’t git this form filled in, ah’ll etti git ower that hill and back ti my desk, and then tell ‘em up at oor head office that awd Bradshaw’s as orkerd as pump-watter, and that he weearn’t sign up.”